Zero to Bail Money Real Quick – Unisex Light Blue Hoodie

Zero to Bail Money Real Quick – Unisex Light Blue Hoodie

Funny. Unfiltered. Slightly unhinged (in the best way).

This unisex light blue hoodie features the bold phrase “Zero to Bail Money Real Quick,” making it perfect for anyone who jokes about having a short fuse or fast reactions. It’s playful, sarcastic, and made for personalities that escalate with style.

The soft light blue base keeps it wearable and casual, while the bold wording delivers personality. Perfect for everyday wear, lounging, running errands, or gifting to someone who proudly admits they don’t stay calm for long.

Details:
Unisex hoodie
Light blue base color
Soft cotton/poly blend
Front pouch pocket
Adjustable drawstring hood
Professionally printed design
comfortable relaxed fit
Machine washable
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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