You Ain’t Getting Shit — Unisex T-Shirt

You Ain’t Getting Shit — Unisex T-Shirt

Bring some savage holiday humor to your wardrobe with this “You Ain’t Getting Shit” unisex t-shirt featuring a classic Santa graphic and a bold, unapologetic phrase. Perfect for adults who love edgy Christmas jokes, gag gifts, holiday parties, or anyone embracing naughty-list energy. Made with a soft cotton blend and a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt combines comfort with festive attitude, keeping you cozy while delivering laughs all season long.

Soft, breathable cotton blend
Unisex fit for all body types
Durable, high-quality print
Perfect for holiday parties, gifting, or casual wear
Available in multiple sizes and colors
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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